Almost didn't believe my own eyes first time I saw what I had seen. Had gone downtown to meet up with a few of my chums for a few rounds of poker when I spotted him sneaking into the backdoor of the house with black curtains. Now what would Cap'n Cornhole be doing flitting about down here all be his lonesome this time of night. Not a hint of slayer about so he wasn't playing tag with goldie tonight. Waited a few tics and snuck in after him, he wasn't exactly hard to find on the third floor. What with having one of the few hearts still a beating in this neighborhood. Took a peek through the cracked door as he got down to business with the ladies of the house, three of em no less. One on each arm sinking their perky lil fangs into his less-n-tan skin. Other one looked to going to work under the belt. Wonder if she can tie a knot in the stem of a cherry with those.
Smirking I step back from the free show. Gears were spinning in my head so bloody fast I couldn't help but feel a bit high. Practically floated out of the building and toward the slayers house. This would be priceless. Her superman had some kryptonite and it was Spikey who was about to wave it under her nose like a soiled diaper.
Slayer was about to have her perfect little world spun about and turned upside down. She played her cards right. Didn't even bother knocking as I strode in, slayer sitting in front of the telly watching some dreck about people on an island. "Too much sunshine and puppy dogs luv. Need to show you something out in the real world." Smirked and turned the tv off, loving the flashing fire in her eyes. She thought she was pissed now? Five minutes from now I'd have her just where I wanted her.
"How many times do I have to tell you Spike? Your cock just isn't on my list of things to see. It might make it into my top ten comedies though."
Typical slayer banter. She was curious enough to get her wrap on and follow along as I took her back to the lion's den. In time to see her precious Riley gasping for air as the ladies finished him off. Slayer was ready to knock the door off its hinges and end em all before I wrapping my fingers around her arm, holding her close. "Price to be paid for this show pet. You don't want every vamp and demon in town finding out about your boytoy's fetish here. Price to be paid for that, you give Dawn up to me." Felt her pulse nearly stop at that bit. She was pissed as hell, I had the upper hand and she knew it.
"Never happen Spike." Her teeth were clenched as she spit out the words.
"Going to happen eventually. Nibblet keeps following me around whether you like it or not. Got a soft spot for her myself." Dawn was something new to this world, both of us knew it. She'd accept it or I'd take Dawn and she'd lose Riley.
"I'm saying this very slowly Spike. Leave now. You and Dawn? I see no evil, hear no evil and I stake no evil. Got it?" Slayer was pulling out her favorite stake. Every vampire on the block was about to meet his or her dusty end, she'd already decided that.
"Knew you'd see the light pet. Tell Finn I said hullo. Well, not really." Turned and made my exit before she could change her pretty little mind. Could hear the door cracking as she kicked it down, smell of vampire dust tickling the hairs of my nose as I left the building.
Time to give my nibblet some good news.